51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Olive loaf without the loaf.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Heroin.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON YOUR SHELF?
One that I made with Stefano Garrisi in 1996. In fact, it looks like this: 
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Even though I’m terribly disappointing (the myth is better than the reality), there are certain perks to being friends with the Phool: I’ll never make a pass at your wife; I offer everyone bites of my food; I make killer mix tapes; you can coerce me into almost anything (I’m a pushover); I will always help you move; I dig six foot- deep holes fast and efficiently; I’ll (apparently) always play the piano for your wedding; you can have my stereo when I die; I usually offer to chip in for gas; and I’ve been told that I snuggle longer than most people are comfortable with. So, yes.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I don’t promise anything. If you tell me something in confidence, I can’t guarantee that some light tickling won’t make me spill the beans.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sadly, for you, yes. Sorry about your life.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Into a giant, hot air balloon that will, one day, carry me far, far away. Probably New Zealand.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Hell, I don’t know where my first home is. Where am I? What are my fingers doing?
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Until they prove to me that they shouldn’t be.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
His name was Vaughn.
61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Adam Neal, Adolf Hitler and Amy Petty
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
What is that, like a peach pit? I don’t think so… Oh, wait: I’m in one right now. Yes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
………………………………………
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Kelly.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
The boots: Yes. Sneakers: No. My clogs don’t have laces.
70. WHAT`S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
….Moose Tracks? I guess… 
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Puce, plaid and plum.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All of them. Do I win a prize?
74.WHO DO U MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
We’ve been over this before so I’ll name some different people: Jim Henson,
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I could give a crap. This is therapeutic for me and me alone.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
My song ‘How To Take A Fall’
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their soul… and then their butt.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG:
’Mary, Mary’ by The Monkees. “Where are you going to?” indeed…
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
I have to stop and ask myself if I enjoy hating in the first place. I think that my superiority complex dictates that I do… So,
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Agua. Alcoholic? I’m becoming more and more fond of wine.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Who’s not going to say their own? Me – That’s who: Pisces. *humph*
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY?
Rock to the Nutball
85. HAIR COLOR?
Who’s not going to say their own? Me – That’s who: Gray. …Dammit., did it anyway.
86. EYE COLOR?
Brownish Bluish Greenish Hazel.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Do I need to? Sometimes. Do I? Not really.
88. SIBLINGS?
Two sisters and two brothers. Buster’s doing okay – right, dad?
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
I’m digging May quite a bit (no, not that ‘May’).
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Hai!!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
An ant roll a boulder up an ant hill, plug the opening and trap all his brothers and sisters in it while the place went up in flames. It was tragic but that’s what you get when you breed fire ants. That and ‘Grizzly Man’… That would’ve been tragic, too, if the guy wasn’t a fruitcake.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
I dig Saturdays.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
I was at one time. Now I relish rejection – From pain comes art.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Snogging.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships that feel like one night stands.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I don’t expect anyone to repost these. Maybe Janelle…
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
You, in the back: What’s your name?
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
’The Rule Of Four’ by Ian Caldwell & Dustin Thomason (thanks, Cliff) + I’m trying to make it through ‘The DaVinci Code’ at the same time.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
That’s a pretty presumptuous question to be answering. Was this survey written by my girlfriend?
